02.26.2003 - 12:42 am
Exactly WHAT does Dawkins want pull out? Would he like to pull out rabbits from a hat? Money out of people's pockets? Poles from his own rear? Hunks of human flesh?
And why is it 9 inches or more? Why not 8 1/2? Why not 3?
And why does this Danielson fellow think I might be concerned? Is he, himself, Dawkins? Why does he want me to know that he wants to pull 9 or more inches of some miscellaneous object from something? Why the hell doesn't he just pull it out and get it over with? Is this going to be some grand unveiling? Will it be televised online?
(Webcam cuts on. The inside of a room is seen. A very neat, prim and proper room. A single leather chairs sits before a roaring fireplace. A man walks in from the left, dressed in an spotless suit with neatly combed hair.)
Man: (pretenious British accent) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am Danielson Dawkins and tonight, I want to pull out 9 inches or more.
(Silence. Man simply stands, hand behind his back, staring at the webcam...and then blinks.)
Danielson: Oh! Oh right, right, the pulling! Right then.
(Ziiiip goes the fly of Danielson Dawkins' pants and he reaches inside.)
Danielson: A moment, please.
(With a flourish of trumpets, Danielson Dawkings proceeds to pull a very long weiner, of the hotdog variety, from his pants. He holds this huge package of pork products aloft.)
Danielson: BEHOLD the SAUSAGE!
(Exits without another word.)
Yes, yes, I know what it really means. BAH!
~Amanda~
