02.19.2003 - 9:09 am
First off, I'd like to start my entry with this:
Potatoes-in-a-can, the staple of any college diet.
Now that that's through, I want to pose a little question that shall make enormous sense.
Can't anonymous junk mail people take the time to figure out what sex I am?!
Are you a five minute man? Well gee, I dunno, I mean I am pretty quick and...say, wait a second...
Attract women! You mean bishounens? Yeah, that's ok...or do you mean the vagina sort of women? I'm IN a girl's dorm - I have enough of them around me already.
Natural penile enhancement! Add 1-3 inches to length, build amazing stamina and increase the volume and force of your ejaculations. First off...what the hell does the force of ejaculation have to do with good sex? If I'm having sex, presumably, the last thing I think I would want is to to be blown into the opposite wall in a spray of hentaish cum. Or have my internal organs pounded away at. But then, I'm probably just naive this way...and could someone clarify where this penis I have that I'm suppose to enhance is at. You know...unless it's the 'samurai'. (Har har, guestbook entry make funny.)
I only have one class today. So I'm skipping it and sleeping.
Yeah yeah, I'm a bad student. Blah blah blah. Goodnight.
~Amanda~
